Are you aware of Sehwagology? - The coolest religion in the world

12/22/2016

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You must have heard about the 10 commandments, but have you heard about the 10 Virendments? As the English blog Cricketwithballs writes, “Join Sehwagology (developed by Australian cricket blogger Uncle JRod), its cheaper than other religions, twice as cool, and comes with it’s own action hero.”

From Cricketwithballs.com:

“Sehwagology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Australian cricket blogger Uncle JRod. JRod developed Sehwagology teachings on 3rd April, 2008. CricketWithBalls – Scriptures of Sehwagology as a tribute to Indian cricketing god Virender Sehwag. JRod later characterised Sehwagology as an “applied religious philosophy” and the basis for a new religion with the first Sehwagology church being established in London, December 2008. A commonly held belief among Sehwagologists is that aggressive batting and attacking spin bowling is the best weapon in the war against probots.

“The moment Sehwagology was delivered to the people.

“The 10 Virendments – Sehwag’s Revelation in the Old Testament (Wisden).

“They were given directly by Sehwag to the people of India at Chidambaram Stadium after He had delivered them from Boredom in Chennai:

“And Sehwag spoke all these words, saying: ‘I am the opening batsmen, your God…

“ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me, except Sachin and maybe Sunil.’

“TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Infactdon’t carve anything that is not wide outside off stump.’

“THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, so if you stub your toe, try to not say Oh Sehwag.’

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