If gymnastics, why not Yoga? ; India to demand that Olympic Committee make Yoga Olympic sport by 2020

Jitendra Singh, who is a professor of endocrinology and diabetes, is very eloquent in person. Asked about the decision, he said, “Western inventions like gymnastics have ruled the roost for long, and that is the chief reason why India has struggled to win medals at the Olympics. If gymnastics, then why not the ancient art of yoga? It is time the medal tables underwent a sirsasana”.

In fact, the PM's US visit included closed-room discussions about Mr. Obama coming down for Yoga day. We are confident Modi ji will promote world peace in the next Yoga day by yogaing alongside President Trump and President Putin.”

Answering it, Mr. Singh, who is Minister of state for Youth affairs and sports, Development of North Eastern Region, Prime Minister Office, Personnel, Public Grievances and Pensions, Department of Atomic Energy and Department of Space, and a few others which he remembers only mid-meditation said, “Let's call them yogathletes henceforth please. And we have already developed a complex scoring system developed under Ram Dev ji's guidance by the ever-lovely Shilpa Shetty. I'll let her explain it to you”.

And Ms. Shetty obliged. “See. In Olympics, figure skating is scored like this. 50% for figure. 50% for skating. We plan to apply that here and call it figure yoga. I am still meditating on how to score the yoga part though”.

In fact, our athletes were under an Ayurvedic program for the past ten years, and these Western nations conspired to call it a “systematic doping program. Sorry Sharapova. We will fight the good fight on this with Indyeah's support," he concluded.